cookie game

A common fraternity initiation game - a bunch of pledges sit in a circle around a fairly big cookie. The pledges their whip out their members and starting tossing off. The last one to blow his load on the cookie has to eat it. Often played while watching Screech on "Saved By The Bell."

The pledges had to play the "Cookie Game" last night prior to their initiation.

by Bolton July 14, 2003

cockintheface

Sweet, sweet, oral pleasure for the menfolks...from the woman's/gay lover's perspective.

I haven't had enough cockintheface lately.

by Hedder November 5, 2005

Cookie Swatter

When a celebrity hires a full time person to help them eat better and baby sit their gluttonous ass.

To literally swat cookies from another’s hand.

Hey that Kristie Alley hired a new full time cookie swatter.

by Wordmasterflash January 21, 2010

cokinthmout

Is an interjection used in one of 3 circumstances:

a) refuting an interruption
b) when you interrupt someone 'chatting shit'
c) when you accidently get involved in a conversation you either
i) know nothing about
or ii) have misunderstood the conversation
and when they ask you to explain your actions: cokinthmout
cokinthmout is always followed by 'exactly'

Failure Patrick: So you see we will be far better off if, rather than adopt the proposal by Mr Jones, we adopt my proposal
which is to cut our advertising budget on TV and radio media, but instead employ a skilled team of internet-junkies
to create a viral video which will spread the name of our product far faster and wider than any of the traditional media
It will also be far cheaper and actually become a self-feeding form of advertising, known as a 'meme'

Mr Jones: Yeah but, cokinthmout

Failure Patrick: Huh?

Mr Jones: Exactly!

by cokinthmout October 7, 2010

Cookie Stamping

The act of putting your snatch in the mouth of someone else.

Yo, did you hear that Rebecca was cookie stamping some dude that pasted out with his mouth open last night?

by Joonbuggy April 20, 2011

Cookieboner

An explosive attraction/need for a cookie.

Bro 1: I love cookies straight out of the oven, like when they're slightly gooey in the center and the chocolate is all melty...

Bro 2: Oh my god bro, you're giving me the HUGEST cookieboner right now!

by God Hand November 23, 2011

Choking on your chin

A phrase which denotes the state of being upset, angry, or sad to the point where it seems like someone would be choked on their chin.

May also be abbreviated as chin or saying someone is chin or chinning.

Tom: Hey man, you choking on your chin?
Bill: Fuck off Tom, my house just burned down.

by lithiiicon February 11, 2013