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Yeah, more like PLANT... Look, he's how it works. They use the plants to create FAKE criticism of the people I talk about (criticisms intended to mirror MY criticism) to undercut MY criticism with LESS EFFECTIVE, LESS TRUE (but analogous) criticism.
Hym "Conservative troll trolls imposter troll (who neworks with charlatans who are trying to destroy me) with fake troll about wife and rather say the thing that is LIKELY TRUE says thing that everyone already knows and doesn't care about. More interstate is the fact that his wife left him THE DAY I MENTIONED HIM and he HAS AN ABSOLUTE MELTDOWN whenever he see someone doing THE THING THAT HE IS DOING... Which is: impersonating me to shill for Jewish media personalities. Destiny is literally Christianity! He's meat shield for the Jews!"
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
by 1960Pegleg June 25, 2019
The type of mental gymnastics required to justify conservative viewpoints. Notable for being both radical and illogical, conservative logic has the rare quality of being both an oxymoron and unintentionally ironic.
"Conservative logic makes the point that modern policing proves evolution can't be true; otherwise, African Americans would be bulletproof by now."
by Dudge September 23, 2022
by GotTheDub November 20, 2020
Why did Marvel have to release the second Captain America: Civil War trailer right before the release of Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice? Due to The Law of Conservation of Hype, some of my BVS hype has now been transferred to Spider-Man in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
by amkwong March 17, 2016
The point when Tories shift from blaming the last Labour government to blaming the next Labour government.
- credit: Larry the Cat
- credit: Larry the Cat
We have reached Conservative Equinox
by Themadscrawler September 28, 2022