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Coconut Malled

is when someone actually just get trolled by a man who earrapes you with coconut while in a mall
" YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLEDDDD. SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO LITERALLY COCONUT MALLED THEM.
by Marcopion November 20, 2022
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Coconut Malled

is when someone actually got trolled by a man riding in a wii sportscar and earrapes you with coconut while in a mall
" YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED. SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO LITERALLY COCONUT MALLED THEM
by Marcopion November 20, 2022
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Coconut Shy

When you poop out a load of hard nuggets into a bowl and take in turns to throw them at your girl's spread legs until one goes inside her vagina.
Blake: ughhh damn I was bearing down hard for a whole hour there, got at least 10 nuggets...

Crystal: mmm, you thinking what I'm thinking?

Blake: Throw my shit at you while you lie there naked with your legs spread until one goes in?

Crystal: You get the bowl, I'll get the plastic sheets

Blake: I love going to the coconut shy with my girl
by Cotch killer February 26, 2023
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Coconut Cannon

a plant from Plants vs. Zombies 2 which needs to be tapped on to shoot out a devastating coconut cannonball with AOE damage, then takes time to recharge that shot.
"I put down a Coconut Cannon and when I clicked on it, it shot an explosive coconut which killed 3 Conehead Zombies with ease."
by Otheruser325 April 2, 2023
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coconut liberal

A Samoan or Pacific Islander that subscribes to liberal ideologies from the viewpoint of white people. They usually are active in poetry spaces or Twitter talking about bad traits in Pacific communities like supposed anti-blackness (e.g. because of a word like 'meauli', even though they don't speak or understand their native language) in Pacific communities but fails to advocate for their Pacific communities in the struggles they face.

They are just as worse as Trump supporters.
*cue video of a black man being racist to an Asian in NYC*
Coconut Liberal: "This video exemplifies the white supremacy that is rooted in today's society"
Sione: "Se, kua e coconut liberal kele lou aikae. You coconut liberal, you"
by wdymrtfm April 29, 2023
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Coconut 75

Person 1: Look! Coconut 75!
Person 2: Bad.
by Not Boogaboo May 11, 2023
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Coconut Skull

The coconut skull king hit a 50kg 18y.o after drinking a carton of beer
by GregoryPavlov May 20, 2023
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