Capping the Pen

The act of putting on a condom

Pregnant!? I thought I had been capping the pen!?

by JnC1234 August 25, 2010

crapping diamonds

An individual who is so scared, their lower intestinal tract and rectum are so tight as to create diamonds from feces.

A GOP strategist named Rick Wilson tweeted Friday, “A little bird tells me that a certain White House staff member whose name rhymes with Beeve Stannon is crapping diamonds over Parscale.

by rasputin1952 June 19, 2017

clamping the cooch

a man putting the labia majora together to pleasure female.

The student-athlete was clamping the cooch on his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

Crapping Room

A place where you can both take a sh*t and still avoid your family's issues, while still avoiding a divorce about it because you're still in it.

"I just spent 10 hours in the Crapping Room," Dave Said, "I missed my daughter's piano recital!"

by The Butt Dictionary September 3, 2018

Crapping Out

Running your luck until you lose it all.

You better leave the Casino before crapping out.

by dictio8 March 8, 2019

Capping

Capping is basically a lie that no one believes.

Anna: I JUST WON THE LOTTERY YOOO!!
Bernice: Nah stop capping.

by Wavy._mimi April 24, 2019

Capping

Capping

I told him hey bestie and he told me to stop capping

by Capping April 27, 2019