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Chaos

idk chaos
by kawjegdicqW December 13, 2021
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tedious chaos

Tedious chaos is a paradoxical event where an event is both long and tiresome, while simultaneously being marked by complete disorder and confusion.
Me: This pandemic really sucks. Will it ever end?
Him: Plus its so confusing. Wear your mask - but also they don't help. There's 10 p.m. that there is a misdemeanor if you get caught driving - but will they enforce it?
Me: Look at what bars are doing - you take your mask off once you sit down - that's helpful
Him: Plus there is so much that is open one day - closed the next. This county is red and this county is purple but last week it was different - you can't keep up with all the news and restrictions.
Me: Its totally fucking tedious chaos.
by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020
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Chaos

No. It wouldn't be that. It would just no longer be fat cock sexual paradise at the expense of everyone else.
Hym "That's hardly chaos. Maybe at first. But social entropy would kick in. And she said explicitly that it was flat. That's the Jordan Peterson in you. And it's repugnant.
by Hym Iam July 27, 2024
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Chaos-Shooter

A video game that has elements of chaos, listed are high speed, high damage and to just cause as much damage as possible.
Yeah, DOOM is a really fun Chaos-Shooter!
by DumbPlanets January 27, 2021
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chaos;head

When you go down on him and then go hbhugufndiskdjskxodnsisndje like Richard Nixon in futurama
I'm gonna give you my patented 'chaos;head'
by Splozion October 28, 2022
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floating chaos

When a man pre-cums in a public pool and it rises to the surface
Is it just me or does that look like some floating chaos?
by Daddy Cupid December 22, 2017
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CHAO

A slut who jumps from guy to guy for attention, otherwise known as a “pick me”, she lurks the internet cuz she is chronically online and has no social life, so she seeks that attention online to steal happiness from simps. She pretends to be a fan, she pretends to be a friend, but talks shit about everyone behind their backs and plays both sides in a conflict. Watch out for girls like her.
Simp 1: hey man I want to introduce you to my gf. *shows picture*

Simp 2: that’s your girl? I was just in her DMs last night and she didn’t mention you?

Simp 1: wdym? I’ve been with her for a whole year and we talk everyday.

Simp 2: bro I swear she’s a chao, don’t waste your time
by Tobetmaguire August 26, 2025
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