Certification of Gayness

When you are deemed officially gay and given a certificate signed by an elite and secret force of individuals, who's true identity shall never be revealed.

You better hope you don't get a certification of gayness because... well, that's gay.

Andrew: Hey, what's this in the mail?
Narrator: Andrew is a very sad, gay person.
Andrew: What the... Certification of Gayness?!
Narrator: Andrew has just been enlightened, as the truth dawns upon him, leading him towards the bright light at the end of the tunnel...

by Clitosaurus January 9, 2007

vertified

A word used on the game that means you are only going up

That n**ga vertified ong!

by VertifiedVert August 21, 2020

creep certification

Permission to creep somebody's facebook profile.

Just look at my profile pic. I'm not a creep. I give you creep certification!

by McNooget September 26, 2010

Certificate monkey

Someone who has millions of certificates but lacks any sort of hand on skills.

Boss: Did you find any candidate to interview?
HR Exec: Nah. Just certificate monkeys.

by Boo-G January 14, 2019

certifiedbisexualsimp

a certifiedbisexualsimp who is dumping for bisexuals, like the_eret, tapl and more.

certifiedbisexualsimp: person 1: yo, stop simping.
certified bisexual simp: never.

by elrapidswasfound October 28, 2020

certifiedbardi

Certifiedbardi is one of the greatest, well, the greatest artist (rapper, for being exact) in all stan twitter. He may not be the first one but his music had a great impact and will still have in everybody's life. His certified hits are "Tap On" and "All I Want For Xmas" yet. Spect his new album coming soon!

"Did you hear the king of rap certifiedbardi's new song?" "i love certifiedbardi, i'm a verified"

by Certy December 2, 2020

certifiedkat

certifiedkat is a roblox tiktoker who makes daily content for her 6.2k followers. She is a very kind and unique girl who also supports the lgbt community

damn bro certifiedkat is looking hella hot today.

by CaroIina December 5, 2020