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crap digging in the shit-bin

looking for something/someone inside one's messy purse/bag/handheld carrying device.
girl 1: Have you found your cell phone yet?
girl 2: Hold on, I'm working on it. I'm crap digging in the shit-bin.
by moog and a loach November 14, 2010
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crappy technology

how did you computer break?" "just some crappy technology
by stackattack January 8, 2011
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Crap Circle

Running around a campfire or bonfire while farting the whole time, thus producing a circle of crap smell for everyone around the fire to enjoy.

Origin: This weekend camping, crop dusting turned into a crop circle when I dusted everyone around the camp fire which then turned into the crap circle because it smelled like crap
Kevin ran around the campfire while farting, giving everyone a nice crap circle to enjoy.
by BTYeagermeister June 21, 2011
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Crap and Cheese

what you start calling mac and cheese after you've tasted baked macaroni and cheese (so much better).
you gotta try my mom's mac and cheese!
ummm gross more like crap and cheese.
by BeatleOJ July 9, 2011
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crapbort

the act of having to cut a crap session short - most commonly caused when other people enter a public restroom you're using or when a concurrent emergency arises while you're doing your business.
i wish kimberly would stop following me to the bathroom. i've had to crapbort my mission three times today!

as soon as the walls started shaking, i crapborted and took cover under the bathroom sink.
by jgal66 September 21, 2011
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Crappa

A type of coffee. It consists of one part lukewarm instant coffee, watered down liberally with four to ten parts lukewarm water. This kind of coffee is most frequently found being served in office lunch rooms.
If you ingest more than a pint of crappa, it is suggested that you immediately contact the nearest hospital or poison control center. Immediate effects include vomiting, laziness, disorientation and resentment (more so than usual) towards one's boss and co-workers; long term effects include acceptance of the fact that with your current salary, you'll never be able to afford anything better than crappa; and in this economy, you're not getting a better job, either.
Crappa is not coffee. No, it is something much worse than hell. Something Satan himself wouldn't shit on.
by Patiodude October 28, 2012
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Crapendipity

When things that would otherwise be good happen at the crappiest possible time.
Winning free bacon for life after finding out you have a heart condition is crapendipity.
by mrwill26 September 1, 2013
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