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Dirty Burt

The purpose of a dirty Burt is to make a passed out friend look like famous actor Burt Reynolds. The way one does this is by taking a steamer and letting it cool. Then get a glove or if your real brave pick up the POOP bare hand and and place it on your friends upper lip. Thus making it look like he or she has a Burt Reynolds mustache.
"My buddy passed out drunk so i thought it would be funny to give him a dirty Burt. Man did he look like that actor Burt Reynolds."
by TommyB August 16, 2006
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Birty

A Birty is usually a homosexual who has body odour problems. bloke with fat hands. A Birty is well loved by his friends but has a lot of enemies who he tends to owe money. When a Birty grows up, his credit check will be dreadful and they won't move on in life because of debt. But a Birty is a lucky fellow, and his friends and love will help him through.
You just wanna be FUCKED IN THE ARSE by a Birty.
by blueanddotty October 18, 2010
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bury

The most boring lifeless shite place to go in the whole of england.
i live in manchester
i went to bury the other day
i died from boredom
by Sarahxlp April 19, 2007
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burny

it is a person who gets you back 10 times worse than you got him.
you spit on him, he will burn your house down, or do something rather extreem
by Scotto13 June 12, 2005
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Burton

a membrane found over the end of a mans penis, similar to a hymen on a woman and serving the same purpose
i heard he broke his burton docking...
by fyi... February 20, 2010
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a barry burton

A very intense poo (may result in stinging)
After a rather exessive meal at a classy restaurant the need for a poo has heightened. This results in a long serious poo in the restaurant rest room or a random toilet. The poo can take upto an hour leading to serious mental strength loss and the waste (poo) results in an image like the late great Barry Burton hence a Barry Burton.
by Sir Wet Barry December 15, 2007
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Bunty

i usually date black girls, but im loooking for a bunty tonight
by get real good joke November 22, 2009
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