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Usually a tall guy. Bruceh is the perfect example of a dream guy. Arrogant and cocky yet has a sweet inside and will be your teddy bear. Bruceh will be your brother and your hot lover. Usually is well built and british.
Guy 1- hung out with bruceh today.

Guy 2- Isnt he the shit

Guy 1- yeah, we went to the pub...girls were all over him. Lucky guy.
Bruceh by creativewritter101 May 13, 2011
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Bruce lee challenge 

A test for wearabilty on older pairs of shoes. You jump up as high as you can and land with full force five times in a row. Similar to how Lee killed Oharra in Enter The Dragon.
Damn those are crispy, but would u mind sending me a video of you doing the Bruce Lee Challenge?

Bruce Hangover 

Waking up the day after a Bruce Springsteen concert with a headache and no voice. It is a direct result of singing Born to Run way too loud.
<Guy 1> Dude, you wanna do something today?
<Guy 2> No, total Bruce hangover.
Bruce Hangover by bossfan November 2, 2012

Brucemichael

Someone who's quiet and shy. They don't trust many people...but the people they do trust are the people really special to them. They don't hurt others unless provoked. That is,you have to hurt someone they care about or them. They will kill for the ones they love. If you have their love,don't take it for granted. These people are often misinterpreted as hateful and dangerous,but are actually very loving. They put up a wall,but if you can get past it,they'll show you a world like no other. Brucemichaels are very easy to love and care for. They have a very dark side,but only use it when they need to.
"Dude,that Brucemichael kid is freaky."

"Brucemichael is so loving...and only us few get to see it"
Brucemichael by squishydarling November 15, 2012
A word to describe when a complete "bro"/"dude" does what HE wants without taking into consideration what anyone else may believe is correct or proper.
He crashed the party, and in his hands he was carrying an OPEN bottle of Jager and a cooler. We were all silent as he walks in and brocedes to pull all of the shot glasses in the cupboards out onto the counter.
Brocede by VictoriousRex May 9, 2013

Bruce Willis 

Any cop figure with father issues that causes a serious issue by trying to take down an undercover cop because he just wants his girl back and is trying to impress her.
Everything was going great, until Bruce Willis made the everyone take shots before they drove home.
Bruce Willis by hansgruber616 April 13, 2015