Game Boner

A way to measure how excited for a game you are, the bigger the boner, the more excitement.

Watching that new gears of war 2 video totally stoked my game boner

by who cares10101 October 21, 2008

Satan boner

When you get a boner and there's no way or time to hide it from others sight. It's so big and flaring that it can't and won't go away and everyone sees it. Just like the devil is controling your weeny.Most likley ending in a huge orgy with everyone within a 666 mile radius.

clark: dude in p.e. last week i was eyeing sarahs booty it was tight, and gave a gnarly satan boner.Then, the teacher told me to stand up and demonstrate a pull-up.Dude everyone saw and laughed until the devil took over and we all had an orgy on the softball field.
tim: sounds cool she's hot.

by Pubites McNuts January 13, 2009

boner time

In response to an action or statement; a state of unparalleled excellence in which achieving a boner is not only fitting, but a moral imperative.

"Hey man, all of our classes were canceled, Mallory called and said she was totally free, and I just picked up a case of Keystone!"

"Boner Time!"

by xtremebro January 28, 2009

Painful Boner

When you get a painful boner after fapping way too many times in one day OR after having a stiffy for too long

Dan - oh dude i've got a painful boner

Joe- what the fuck dude? Stop whacking off.

by DKDKDJ December 3, 2013

boredom boner

related in meaning to narb, this is a more specific variety of boner which occurs when a person is so tired and/or bored that to increase blood flow and activity level, the body acquires an erection as a form of stimulant to heighten alertness

"So anyway, I was sitting around, you know, not doing anything, like watchin VH-1 or somethin gay like that, then all of the sudden, I get this thick boredom boner. It was alright, though, because it forced me to move around and adjust my junk. After that I actually went to the bank and grocery shopping. What a productive day, if only for that boredom boner..."

by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 25, 2005

breast boner

Fuck the first definition. A breast boner is when your nipples get hard.

It was so cold, I got a breast boner.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM July 12, 2009

weed-boner

1. When you blaze too much, and lose control of your penis. 2. Getting too horny and high at the same time, and popping some massive chub.

Fucking oath, someone take the bong away from Wyatt, he's sporting a killer weed-boner

by scagster February 4, 2005