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Bill O'Reilly

A white christian male (aka an average American) who is on Fox news. He claims to be fair and balanced and that the "spin stops here" but he is obviously more conservative than not. In the past he sexually harassed women. Somones however, he can be reasonable like when he thinks that jail time shouold be stricter for child rapists. I agree with that, thats a sensible decision. However, he constantly bashes the democrats labeling them the "dangerous far left" and always cuts off people who disagree with them.
When Pat Robertson said Islam was evil, Bill O'Reilly took a stand, not because those were racist comments but because it would hurt the war on terror, he only cares about that.

Bill O'Reilly doesnt think gay people make good actors (seriously)
by Smart, Sane, Super great April 18, 2006
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A Magic Balloon

Something that you are happy that you have found.
"GOOD THING I FOUND A MAGIC BALLOON!"
by Orchestralmayonnaise December 8, 2009
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bill o'reilly

verb - to use a falafel on yourself or another person in a sexual context
That chick is such a dirty whore, she wanted me to Bill O'Reilly her!
by dave collen May 13, 2005
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Bill O'Reilly

A professional bully with an "angry regular guy" schtick employed by Fox News. His main virtue is that he actually thinks for himself, unlike many other prominent conservative personalities; unfortunately, that virtue is lost in the knee-jerk hatemongering, bullying behavior, and frequent and well-documented lying that he does.
I want to respect Bill O'Reilly, I really do, but what nice things can you say about a guy who tried to browbeat the son of a 9/11 survivor just because he was against the Iraq war?
by Brian X October 2, 2003
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balloon

man im out of dope i need to go to the balloon
by afroman April 17, 2002
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balloon knot

The way your anus ends up looking after you have spent any length of time in the bathhouses in the Castro.
Quinby had only recently come out and told his family that he was gay. He had met some very supportive people at the local LGBT center including a very obese lesbian named Cathy. She had encouraged him to get his ass stretched down one of the many bathhouses down in the Castro. He had taken her up on this advice and soon trotted down there, lube in hand, rubbers in the other and before long he was getting taken left, right and center and having a great time of it. He loved being gay. He didn't care about the rainbows or the pride events or even the fact he was now eligible to wear fluffy boots with his white denims and shiny t-shirts. It was all about cock and taking as many as possible. He felt different back there in no time at all. He loved feeling all puckered and loose and was sure that his balloon knot would now be prized by the many leather men in the city who would love to bend him over and give his ass a damn fine walloping.
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Balloon Knot

Balloon Knot; Noun; A person's Butthole. Preferably a woman's.
God man, I'd love to lick her Balloon Knot!
by Brutus Cottonwood August 20, 2009
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