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squat blocked

When you are going to use the bar for squats and someone cuts in front of you.
Bro, I was going to finish out my workout at the squat bar but then I got squat blocked.
by efaith December 4, 2019
mugGet the squat blockedmug.

chron-block

when a weed dealer keeps telling you the shipment is on the way so you don't take your business elsewhere.
it is like cock-blocking, but with weed sales.
Juice: "Yeah. I am about to pick up some weed right now."
Me: "okay because I am really tryna smoke a blunt."

48 hours later.......still no weed

Juice: "yeah my man is about to come though with some fire."
Me: "bullshit. stop trying to chron-block"
by jonnyfuckinblaze December 15, 2011
mugGet the chron-blockmug.

Clock-Blocked

When one male clock ruins the chances of another male clock getting together with a female clock
Timeothy: Hey, did you know Attickus hasn’t oiled his gears since 2015?

Minette: *scoffs, walks away*

Attickus: Dude, you just clock-blocked me!
by Cartography, the wise June 5, 2019
mugGet the Clock-Blockedmug.

Texter's Block

simillar to writer's block.
He took a while to reply to her text because he had texter's block.
by Rabbit&Mittens May 19, 2010
mugGet the Texter's Blockmug.

Cockpit Blocked

When you want to have sex on a plane, but your girlfriend is too busy hanging out with the pilots in the cockpit.
Intercom: Will Mila Kunis please come to the cockpit immediately?

Ashton Kutcher: Aw shit i've been cockpit blocked again!
by GotAFuckingUsername September 8, 2015
mugGet the Cockpit Blockedmug.

copy-block

copy-block \ kop-ee blok \ , verb;

the act of sending a print job to the copier so large that it "blocks" others from printing to that machine temporarily
Jim always seems to copy-block his colleagues by sending large documents to the network printer.
by Scotch1979 January 12, 2012
mugGet the copy-blockmug.

Douche Block

1.An all-out quelling of one's attempt to talk to a lady friend, dealt by an extreme faggot that usually iniates the block with a swift punch to the scrotum. This exceeds the level of a cockblock.

2.A bit of hardened residue left in a douchebag's drainage valve that allows the vaginal excriment to form to or more streams as it slops out.
"Yeah I was making a good conversation with a stocked babe, and then JB runs up out of jealousy and hammers my nutsack. Such a douche block.

*With an educated english accent: "Oy! There seems to be a douche blockage seperating the excriment into these assorted bowls."
by wilynilystoleyourbili March 27, 2009
mugGet the Douche Blockmug.

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