Awsten

Awsten. Literally the kindest person ever and you know it. He’s the sweetest, most caring guy you’ve ever met and he doesn’t even know it. When he sends you voicenotes and stupid photos and paragraphs of how perfect you are, even if you’re not, you know you have the best boyfriend in the world. When you’re so madly in love with him that it makes you want to scream and you just want to hold him but you can’t and it destroys you because you love him so much. Awsten is the type of guy to not know that xeir so cute but he literally is. When he listens to music you like and watches movies you love, it feels amazing. You feel like you can place all of your thoughts and secrets and wishes in a jar and give it to him and you know he’d keep it safe forever. Awsten can send you the stupidest thing but it’ll make the dopiest grin spread across your face. It’s literally not fair how perfect you are Awsten and I keep worrying that I’m love bombing you but I just love you so goddamn much. 23/6/2023.

N: Omg I just got a boyfriend
S: Lol who
N: Awsten!!!
S: You’re literally so lucky, I’d love to date him
N: Lol who wouldn’t, he’s so perfect.

by notaneminemkinnie June 23, 2023

Charlie Austin

A bomb ass footballer who sacrificed starting a game to slay Manchester United on his debut for Southampton and lives on as Saint Charlie. Also a legend for QPR, and is friends with English legend Joey Barton. Probably the biggest inspiration to younger footballers who want to make it big.

"Did you see Charlie Austin? He's amazing!"

by Jamie Vardy's having a party May 7, 2016

song abstinence

When you like a song so much, you stop yourself from listening to it in order to save yourself from overplaying it, and thus losing interest.

Dude! An artist I love just released a single and it's my new favourite song! I fucking love it so much, I can't stop listening to it!
Make sure to practice song abstinence man, your ears are gonna be crying from overplaying in no time if you don't!

by dozybees May 17, 2020

The Austin

Shoving LSD up your asshole in the back of a police vehicle.

Example: "My homie got raided by the DEA and had to do the Austin".

by bigdeekbart November 30, 2020

Hot Austin

When you drop a metaphorical heater, be it a slow moving creamer or an explosive ass spray, on an arrogant person’s face…and that person is a government official of any capacity.

The IRS tried to say I made false deductions, but when I produced the receipts, they were blasted with a generous Hot Austin.

by Almighty Reno June 8, 2021

Fatal Austin

An inadvertent fingering of the female’s anus.

“Get this… I had Isabella over last night and I pulled a Fatal Austin!”

by Plzmakethisathingpart2 November 23, 2021

Aussie/Austin

Austin is that one friend that doesn’t talk 24/7 but always makes sure when they do the gc is entertained.Austin can be confusing sometimes but he’s definitely good people to be around, Aussie is also a perfect nickname for him.

“aussie/austin start being more active we miss you”

by wspshawty May 24, 2022