Friend 1 “hey dude wanna go hang out at the park“
Friend 2“Nah bro Alex might be there”
Friend 1“So?”
Friend 2“He’s a simp”
Friend 1“Oh yeh he likes Addison. What a clown”
Friend 2“Nah bro Alex might be there”
Friend 1“So?”
Friend 2“He’s a simp”
Friend 1“Oh yeh he likes Addison. What a clown”
by Alex=simp April 18, 2020
Get the Alex mug.Alex is an absolute unit born from the heavens above sent to devour all haters of milk. He does not shw respect or remorse to gravel, is fears by many gods as the man who’s dong shadows the universe. He never takes a bad picture as most of them are of him holding a hienz ketchup bottle (his sponsor) He has at least 2 testicles, a four head and maybe a middle toe but can alwayse chomp a box of weetabicks. Alex is sometime mistaken for Jesus or sometime allah. If cause he is much greater then all of them. He wrote the bible and invented war the colour of his lightsaber is purple because he is one with your mums dildo his eyebrows are hotter then an microwave he despises onion gravy and has harvested the souls of many inocente kfc workers.
Alex:what is the Pokémon that Kalyan evolves into
Guy: oh I know, it’s beedrill
Alex: I do beedrilling deez nuts into ur mum
As you can see from the example Alex being the complete sigma alpha male he is has tricked the poor man into a deez nuts joke(may we show respect to his family :( .)
Guy: oh I know, it’s beedrill
Alex: I do beedrilling deez nuts into ur mum
As you can see from the example Alex being the complete sigma alpha male he is has tricked the poor man into a deez nuts joke(may we show respect to his family :( .)
by Greencapmilkmaster December 23, 2021
Get the Alex mug.A simp for girls in video games. A guy that won't listen to any of your fucking callouts and says I got this.
Teammates: Ayo behind you
Alex: SHhh Shh I got this and keeps looking forward*
*Dies from behind*
Teammate: What THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU.
*Girl joins the lobby*
Alex: Ayo can I get Yo Snap.
Girl: If you beat me in a 1vs1.
Alex: SHhh Shh I got this and keeps looking forward*
*Dies from behind*
Teammate: What THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU.
*Girl joins the lobby*
Alex: Ayo can I get Yo Snap.
Girl: If you beat me in a 1vs1.
by sadfacesimp September 9, 2020
Get the Alex mug.is a wholesome but weird brother. The type that sucks ass and eats flabbage. Thinks he’s hot but has 4 J bags and a beer belly. Gets on our neves but is a precious chihuahua. Don’t be an Alex.
That mother fucker Alex..
by Alex #3 November 5, 2021
Get the Alex mug.Alex is a greek, gender-neutral name. It means a defender of people; protector of humanity.
Alex means a lot to the people around them because it's hard not to fall in love with them.
Alex is {kind} and {loving} and {likeable}.
Alex is {beautiful} even if they don't like to admit. They are the owner of a {strong personality}.
They are {loyal}, they're always there for you and won't hesitate to use their heart upon their sleeve if necessary and that's something special which makes them someone {rare} and {unique}.
Some of them can have dark humour but that's only because they're {afraid} of showing their {true colours}. They're {smart} and overthink too much.
You can confess all your thoughts and fears because they're a great {listener}.
They're very {loud} and sometimes impulsive but in a good way and makes people laugh all the time, it might be their {pretty smile} or {passionate spirit}. These things make Alex, {Alex}.
They're {very strong}, they might have been through quite a lot but still standing up.
They are in love with the cosmos and too afraid of the sea because: "If we know more about the universe than we know about the ocean, I'm not going any near of it"{-Their words.}
Sometimes they text you and that makes your day better!
They make the world a better place to live in, they become a {reason to be alive} and they also make you a {stronger person.}
If you don't have an Alex in your life, you should probably pray you did!
Alex means a lot to the people around them because it's hard not to fall in love with them.
Alex is {kind} and {loving} and {likeable}.
Alex is {beautiful} even if they don't like to admit. They are the owner of a {strong personality}.
They are {loyal}, they're always there for you and won't hesitate to use their heart upon their sleeve if necessary and that's something special which makes them someone {rare} and {unique}.
Some of them can have dark humour but that's only because they're {afraid} of showing their {true colours}. They're {smart} and overthink too much.
You can confess all your thoughts and fears because they're a great {listener}.
They're very {loud} and sometimes impulsive but in a good way and makes people laugh all the time, it might be their {pretty smile} or {passionate spirit}. These things make Alex, {Alex}.
They're {very strong}, they might have been through quite a lot but still standing up.
They are in love with the cosmos and too afraid of the sea because: "If we know more about the universe than we know about the ocean, I'm not going any near of it"{-Their words.}
Sometimes they text you and that makes your day better!
They make the world a better place to live in, they become a {reason to be alive} and they also make you a {stronger person.}
If you don't have an Alex in your life, you should probably pray you did!
Person 1 - I'm dating someone.
Person 2 - What's the name of the lucky one?
Person 1 - Alex..
Person 2 - You're the {lucky one} then...
Person 2 - What's the name of the lucky one?
Person 1 - Alex..
Person 2 - You're the {lucky one} then...
by __June__ May 23, 2020
Get the Alex mug.A good mate to smoke up with,tells racist jokes but he's "kidding", can relate to most things, he's mates with everyone, gets bullied at times, a cunt sometimes, but he's still a good lad and ciggy boy
Alex
by MemetellVEVO January 17, 2020
Get the Alex mug.The most beautiful girl I’ve ever met. I love her so very much and hope she’s with me foreva. She also has a nice bootay:)
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