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African Meze 

When a non-English speaking Sub-Saharan has sex with a white woman and accidentally sticks his penis into her asshole, like a Meze in a dip, upon which her shock sends him into a state of lingual confusion and he runs away in a followed by a progression of furious clicking noises
I slept with a Kenyan guy the other night. He must have skipped dinner because when we were having sex he mistook me for an African Meze!
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African Drill 

The acts of sticking a dildo onto the end of a drill and spinning it at full speed inside of your vagina/Butthole
Gf: go get the drill i have an idea
bf:ok
gf: strap this dildo to it
bf:da fuck
gf:now spin that shit
bf:it’s an african drill!

african chestnut 

wen a guy shaves his pubes off his ballsack and he smokes them in a joint
Man, me and my cousin traded African chestnut last night, it was amazing
african chestnut by biggunit April 27, 2007

african trash compactor 

A joking way of referring to a hippopotamus.
Bro, those fat ass african trash compactors just flipped my fucking car!

African Mud Whistle 

When a nude man or woman stands up and begins to take a shit. Their partner grabs the turd before it hits the ground and begins "oral sex" on the turd.
Kimmy felt sick after giving jared an african mud whistle..

African African 

There are African Americans and African Africans.

African Americans were born and raised in America, so did their parents and grand parents.

African African is sosmeone who was born in Africa and raised there. They might move to America and become a fob.

Jasmine: What's your name?

African: Chinedu

Jasmine: Where are you from again?

Chinedu: Nigeria I was born and raised there, I moved here last year.

Jasmine: Oooohhh!! So you are not African American you are African African.
African African by Gozzy August 11, 2008

African Diet

The act of losing weight AND getting a tan by laying in the hot sun all day and not eating a damn thing... just like everyone in africa
Victor: Hey did you see that ugly cunt over there?

Cyrus: Yeah bitch needs to get off the african diet
African Diet by Jake Berglund February 20, 2009