hairy axe wound

A hairy vagina. ete. the hairy axewound like shape - obviously

I loved to taste her hairy axewound

Her minge looked like a hairy axe wound

by Olly the Sanchez April 27, 2003

Bloody Axe Gash

Slang term for a womans' vaginal opening, usually during her period.

Suzie tried to make me eat her bloody axe gash!

by Vapour Trailing April 25, 2006

Tend to the axe-wound

Stimulation of the vagina; masturbation or manual/oral sex.

Zac really doesn't like to tend to the axe-wound.

by The Awesome February 5, 2005

Parish pick-axe

A parish pick-axe is a Victorian term for a prominent nose.

A parish pick-axe is a Victorian term for a prominent nose.

"The only thing i remember about the guy was that he a parish-pick-axe of his."

by kurd_snow September 16, 2020

Axe Wound UK

Axe Wound UK is the national leader in analysis of rusty bullet wounds. They have over a decade of experience in clunge examination, often ringing up fast food outlets to enquire about the snatches of their employees.

John: Mate I keep getting calls asking me about how many Pro V1s my daughter can cram up her twinkle cave?
Steve: It’s Axe Wound UK! They’ve been pestering me for weeks now asking to bend my mum over in KFC and mash her gash!

by WillyHunterTrapstar69 April 20, 2023

playing my axe

Playing my guitar (see Buddy Guy - "Just Playing My Axe")

"I was just playing my axe!"

by lizziearm June 17, 2017

double-bit ax

Slang for a 2 necked guitar that's really sharp looking

Man, I bet you can really shred with that double-bit ax.

by HonkerBob April 13, 2015