Long ago a great dragon gave birth to the Han master race. As members of the Han rose to power and one of these was a princess of unparalleled beauty and destined to produce superior offspring beyond anything imaginable but on a outing observing the beauty of the ocean her ship was thrown into a mighty a storm. She only survived but she never forgot her people were born of the great ancient dragon and refused to be humiliated again. She ventured into the mountains of the island and found beautiful hot springs. As she happily ran to the spring to bathe a pack of growling beasts attacked her, As nightfall came she was forced to breed with these savages and her screams faded into the night. A creature was born and the once proud daughter of the dragon looked into the eyes of the creature she birthed and uttered two words " Snow Ape ", thus the japanese people were born. Although the Snow Ape people are half savage ape they do possess a small amount of dragon ancestry which civilized them to a small degree. The japanese should never forget their heritage and place below the mighty Han master race but they should feel proud to not be complete savages and remember with their limited intelligence they can still serve a greater purpose to their masters the Han Chinese. Everytime a Snow Ape looks into the distance out into the ocean he or she remembers their place and to be thankful a daughter of the dragon came to their island long ago.
Man 1: Hey man look how hot that woman is. Man 2: Bruh that's a snow ape, they are half princess but also half scum so be careful bro.
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A member of the species Homo Sapiens, esp. when being discussed in a way that only makes sense in an anthropological context. Popularized by Howard the Duck.
by Al Benedict October 2, 2008
Get the Hairless Ape mug.Hot ape or H.O.T A.P.E is an acronym created by self proclaimed flirtologist Jean Smith as a way to determine if someone is flirting with you or not. This genius term was blessed to us through a TED talk.
H = Humor
O = Open Body Language
T = Touch
A = Attention
P = Proximity
E = Eyecontact
H = Humor
O = Open Body Language
T = Touch
A = Attention
P = Proximity
E = Eyecontact
by yeetingmemes402 September 9, 2020
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A mans junk could have never made this kind of damage.
Well what then?
A gorilla sir, a gorilla's junk would big enough.
A raping gorilla? Good lord it must have been rape ape!!!
A mans junk could have never made this kind of damage.
Well what then?
A gorilla sir, a gorilla's junk would big enough.
A raping gorilla? Good lord it must have been rape ape!!!
by Xander Freakin Crews February 20, 2009
Get the Rape Ape mug.(Noun) God. The almighty creator of all. Every other religion is wrong and Kird Apeism is correct. Kird Ape originally created the universe but God just got him drunk and bashed his head with a sledge hammer and took all the credit. Kird Ape can do anything ever. He can create a boulder so heavy that not even he could lift it, but then he would lift it. He could heat a borrito so hot that not even he could eat it, but then he would eat it. He can do ANYTHING. Can also be talked about when you can't think of anything to say like "I'm gonna go eat some Kird Ape" As long as you are not saying something bad or mean about him, it's okay.
(Verb) Doing something really good or cool, or just doing something that you don't know what you are doing.
(Adjective) Something that is incredibly cool or awesome and could quite possibly be the coolest thing ever next to Kird Ape himself, yes something that cool.
(Verb) Doing something really good or cool, or just doing something that you don't know what you are doing.
(Adjective) Something that is incredibly cool or awesome and could quite possibly be the coolest thing ever next to Kird Ape himself, yes something that cool.
(Noun) Ka Ka Ka Ka Kird Ape is the guy who will kill you.
(Verb) I'm gonna go Kird Ape.
(Adjective) That was really Kird Ape! Oh my god was that Kird Ape!
(Verb) I'm gonna go Kird Ape.
(Adjective) That was really Kird Ape! Oh my god was that Kird Ape!
by Nick Wier May 24, 2004
Get the Kird Ape mug.An ancient Chinese ape called a Jue Yuan that would kidnap, rape, and impregnate human women according to legend.
by Travoltron June 17, 2016
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