toasted almond crunch

During dirty anal intercourse, the male pulls out his penis, fecal chunks and all, and proceeds to slap his partner across his or her face with his fecal covered penis, giving the appearance of hastly eating a toasted almond crunch ice cream bar.

John: "That dude over there eats like an animal. Look at the crap on his face."

Peter: "Either that, or someone gave him a Toasted Almond Crunch."

John: "Eww... nasty."

by Carmo September 27, 2006

Alman

Alman is the Turkish word for german and has become a slang word in Germany. Alman describes the stereotypical attitude of some german people, however not all germans are automatically an Alman. Alman is the Person who texts you at 3 am only to tell you that they gave you 1 cent yesterday and you still didn’t pay it back to them. If you are invited in an Almans house don’t expect them to offer you any food or water. Instead be prepared to see them eating in front of you without offering you anything. A Alman also tries to be law-abiding at any costs even if that means he has to betray his best friend

Annalena: Daddy you are driving too fast!
Daddy: Cmon Annalena don’t be such a

Alman. I am 1 km/h above the

speed limit.

by Alishko23 October 21, 2020

almondroca

A young rapper with a dream to be the best.
Aka Matias

Dude 1:Dude lil wayne is sick.
Dude 2: naw he ain't no almondroca

by Matias Rocafort January 2, 2008

Alma

Wants to die, but not really.

Oh god, Almas here again.

by TotallyNotAlma November 14, 2018

Almas

Slang term for a person who hates to walk. Likely to hate walking. Definitely Norwegian.

Helene hates to walk. What an Almas.

by Bigblacksammy October 24, 2013

Almond

To describe something that you thought was pretty damn sweet, but with a little voice at the back of your mind going "well that ain't decent", much like how an almond nut is pretty sweet but it's also a bit bitter at the back of your mouth.

Mark: "Damn, did Karl just jump into his neighbour's pool munted?"

Josh: "Yeah he did! Haha pretty fucking almond!"

by lowkeyjd May 27, 2015

almwirt

A term originally derived from a member of a community board who had the tentancy of saying "I've seen whatever".

Almwirt has now replaced the need to say "I've seen that" or "Seen it before".

Other forms include: Almwort, Almworted.

Member 1: Link

Member 2: Almwirt.

by vonLeroy April 25, 2006