Alberts 

The worst possible last name in the world, but Gorham is somehow worse because Gorham isn’t an absolute fucking gimp.

Alberts is my last name.

Alberts by GoryGamer September 18, 2018

Albert 

Imagine the rock, now double that, now dip him in some McNuggets sauce, you get Albert. The sweetest Asian mandem, saucy and intelligent. He's swole enough to steal your shordy any day but smart enough to not mess with the boys. This man will be around for generations to come, with the effects of his arms and his peens, yes peens, will last for generations to cum. Be careful with your main ting around this mandem, he's a force to be reckoned with.

A: Wagwan, broski you tryna post up at a party tonight?
Y: Nah famo, I saw the boydem Albert posted up bare shordies
A: Albert? That man's a wasteyute no lie, I bag bare side tings anyday
Y: My yute, he pined your shordie last night, and then battried your side ting with two other dawgs.

Albert by YOON MCGOON November 24, 2019

Albert Tooker

Albert tooker is a gay ginger virgin

oh look it’s an albert tooker nigga

Albert Tooker by Clapan November 30, 2019

albertscereal 

Likes albert. AlbertsCereal is a on tik tok

AlbertsCereal is good at editing

albertscereal by anonymous November 11, 2020

Albertus 

Albertus means Noble and famous

He is well-suited to power, and was born to lead, command and orchestrate. More down to earth and practical than truly intellectual, he is an active, dynamic and resourceful individual who enjoys fighting for the principles and causes he believes in.

Albertus is a tender-hearted

Albertus by All knowing123 November 22, 2021

Albert-John 

This nigga is the realist nigga in nigga history.

Albert-John has a large pp

Albert-John by OomAlbert November 24, 2021

albert josef 

The Professor from the show Money Heist

Oh look it’s Albert Josef!

albert josef by psedonymm November 25, 2021