3 definition by YOON MCGOON

A self-centered, narcissistic, illiterate fuck, thinks he can get all the bitches, but in reality, he fucks eggs. He loves blowing chickens or roosters (aka cock). He is a dog lover and eater, occasionally taking a slurp of that cat, aka pu$$y. He is the loudest fuck you will ever know, getting flipped and flipping off other ppl on the daily. Often, he will scrap with middle-aged uneducated fucks who mess with him, especially when triggered on the bus.

Imagine the rock, now double that, now dip him in some McNuggets sauce, you get Albert. The sweetest Asian mandem, saucy and intelligent. He's swole enough to steal your shordy any day but smart enough to not mess with the boys. This man will be around for generations to come, with the effects of his arms and his peens, yes peens, will last for generations to cum. Be careful with your main ting around this mandem, he's a force to be reckoned with.

A man of many talents, seducer of women, lover of men. The amount of pussy he attracts is only rivalled to that of Yoen. The amount of pleasure one individual can bring to the table has been unmasked in the brown boi field. Once said to be able to tame that of the mythical beasts of IB, also known as "Brown Girl Squad". Legend says that words expressed by Chiranjeev were able to move legs of millions, creating waves that would flood bedrooms for generations to come. The damage done to individuals might leave them in pain for weeks or possibly even months, both emotional and physical respectively.