Von Schitzenpants

The commissioner of a fantasy football league that comes last every year. Often, their partner forces them to trade all their good players. This means they are known for collusion.
If I don’t win this week I’ll feel like a Von Schitzenpants.

I can’t believe you Von Schitzenpantsed again!

I’m not worried this week.. I’m playing Von Schitzenpants.
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vons penis

vons penis is very large and hard 24/7
"did ya know abt vons penis" "yeah i heard it was very, very large and hard"
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Bitch Von

A Bitch Von is the most disliked Von, a bitch Von is the type of person to talk shit about you then when you confront them, it’s all “hey hey dude we chill right? It was all jokes calm down cuh” Bitch Vons are the most disliked Vons on society
I used to think you were a Prince Von, but now you’re a Bitch Von
by Dalolrx January 23, 2025
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von ov Israel

von ov Israel is satanic com group found in Israel saw them on Roblox but I don't know the leader or when it was made
von ov Israel is bad and should be stopped
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Jayy Von Monroe

Blatantly better than Dahvie Vanity.
Okay, well, Jayy Von Monroe was just his BOTDF stage name. He's actually named Jeremy Griffis, and LORD he took in some horrible shit during his tenure with Blood. He did manage to escape the abuse (did I mention Dahvie almost made him contract AIDS by forcing him to not take his HIV meds with him on tour?) and has a much better career as Dahli.
Jayy Von Monroe, now known as Dahli, won the fourth season of Boulet Brothers' Dragula and was crowned as "World's Next Drag Supermonster".
by 7568ino October 21, 2024
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von

if your a hie ass nigga who acts like you tote guns your a von, if you are a skinny lanky bitch who needs to gain weight your a von, and if u smell like ass and shit your a von
nigga your acting like a von
by king khi July 26, 2025
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Von Biesmark's law

How different the opinions of several men may be, they can always agree on one thing: The beauty of a certain woman. In each group of male friends there's always one girl that is objectively super hot. This argument can be used beacause the friends don't want to argue anymore or the subject is too unimportant to argue about.
I don't agree with you, but at least we can agree on Von Biesmark's law. Shari is really pretty.
by sedclev April 17, 2017
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