Pope John Paul II 

The greatest pope of our time. He visited many countries, helped to end communism,and even forgave the guy who shot him. He ran rings around all of his predecessors.

Pope John Paul the Great will be greatly missed.

Pope John Paul II by Longislandguy April 4, 2005

Dear John Letter 

A letter (or e-mail in today's world) that is used by a woman to break up with their boyfriend from a distance. Usually used by girls who have boyfriends in the military deployed for extended periods of time.

Susie couldn't wait for her boyfriend Sam to finish his one year deployment in Iraq, so she sent him a Dear John letter over the Internet three months into his deployment to tell him she was seeing someone else.

Dear John Letter by anonymous October 12, 2004

Pope John Paul II 

1) One of the greatest men to every walk the earth.
2) Utmost respected by not only the Catholic Religion but others including Judaism and Islam.
3) Considered by many to be the greatest man alive until his death on April 2, 2005.
4) Earned the respect of billions of the world's population.

Pope John Paul II will be made a saint.

Pope John Paul II by Will-I-Am2 May 4, 2005

Who is John Galt? 

The phrase showing expression of helplessness and despair at the current state of the world.

Person 1: Why did you destroy that building?

Person 2: Because I can.

Person 1: What was your motive behind the attack?

Person 2: Who is John Galt?

Who is John Galt? by Lagging October 17, 2008

chocolate long John 

An erect penis after having anal sex. penis cock dick boner woody hardon anal anus butt sex butt fuck

I had anal with my girlfriend right after she took a dump and got a chocolate long John.

chocolate long John by danglyballzjohn September 23, 2016

Justin John Bieber

God as we know it funniest thing on facebook apparently he has the same name as justin bieber and rants about it on his info page in a really hilariouse manner.

Justin John Bieber's fan page) Info: My name is Justin (Bieber and it has been for 50 years, I am not some punk ass singer homosexual but because some little ass bandit has the same name as me I have to use my middle name. God dammit I'm a human and I have rights too.
Little girls please stop adding me I am not that little punk ass bitch and stop trying cause he likes dick.

I am Justin Bieber, 50 year old carpenter from Ohio. I currently live in Maine. I like prostitutes, booze and cigarettes. FUCK KIDS

Justin John Bieber by ieatpens July 4, 2011

St. John's Basketball 

Storied men's basketball program of St. John's University in Jamaica, Queens, NY. Home of Lavinwood.

Head Coach: Steve Lavin

2011: #3 Recruiting Class in Nation

Joe: St. John's basketball is rocking the Garden!

John: Yeah, not like those Cuse posers from the middle of no where.

Joe: The Red Storm is New York City's team!!

St. John's Basketball by stjjjj August 1, 2011