Longislandguy's definitions

target

A Wal-Mart for the blue states

Blue Stater:I go to target. Where do you do your shopping?
Red Stater: Wal-Mart y'all.
Blue Stater: Go Back to your trailer park!

by longislandguy January 14, 2006

Fucking

A town located in Austria
I'm serious, fucking is really a town.

I travel to fucking Fucking every fucking day of the fucking week.

by Longislandguy March 30, 2005

pretzel

1. Snack food that can be in either hard or soft form, depending on what you like. Usually shaped in a knot, but can also be in rod form.

2. A secret weapon of Al-Qaeda and other terrorist organizations, although there have been no immediate fatalities yet.

1. I had a pretzel after lunch yesterday

2. George W. Bush almost choked on a pretzel while watching a football game.

by longislandguy September 3, 2005

geek

The people you pick on in high school and wind up working for as an adult

The geeky kid now owns a million dollar software company

by longislandguy May 28, 2005

epcot

Everyone's paycheck comes on thursday

all disneyworld employees are paid on thursday

by longislandguy September 6, 2005

Pope John Paul II

The greatest pope of our time. He visited many countries, helped to end communism,and even forgave the guy who shot him. He ran rings around all of his predecessors.

Pope John Paul the Great will be greatly missed.

by Longislandguy April 4, 2005

west side stadium

A proposed plan to build a new stadium for the Jets on the west side of Manhattan. Mayor Bloomberg promises it will bring revenue to the city, although many disagree. Will cost over 1 billion dollars to construct, most of which will come from our taxes.

The West Side Stadium plan sucks

by longislandguy June 14, 2005