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cops water

When cops take a break deepthroating roaring water at the store.
Shopper:I saw that cops water!
Emily:He sure is holding through it.
by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021
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Water Weasel

When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.
Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.
by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020
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african watering hole

you start with producing a concoction containing feces and urine in a bowl, dip your cock and procede to skull fuck a monkey. Specifically a african monkey, otherwise it won't work.
My bad bro, sorry that i'm late. I just got chaught up in perfecting the good ol' art of the african watering hole.
by jomamaonall4s October 11, 2021
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Dog Water

What annoying little shits say when you mess up at something

Also a sign you should put your son up for adoption immediately if he says it
10 year old child on mic: let’s go! You’re dog water, you trash can!

You: …
by Twyst66 January 16, 2022
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Water balloon

Tying up the opening of your foreskin and then masturbating while keeping it tied over a long period of time until it's full of semen and then giving a girl the biggest facial she's ever received.
Friend: "How'd it go with you and Michelle last night?"
You: "Went great, I've been saving a water balloon all month for her."
by DaddyCheesePuff December 16, 2021
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Water

Me: Sips water
Me: Water gud
by EZPlayzTru October 20, 2021
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Cool water

When your throat is really dry just drink some Cool water. But make sure the nights are cool and you're a fool. Its a song by Marty Robbins. You can play it in discord when its really quiet. Also when you walk in the store and see a bottle of water you can sing this to your self. Use it as a meme or sing it in class with your friends.
This water is really cold, nah man its Cool water.
Tell me a nice song: Cool water by Marty robbins is really nice.
by Kees1234123 February 13, 2019
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