Attention: Deficit 

The most anticipated album of 2009. The major debut album for DMV rapper Wale.

Executive Producer: Mark Ronson

The first single released was "Chllin" by Wale ft. Lady Gaga
Other artists on album: Jazmine Sullivan, Q-Tip, Chrisette Michele, John Mayer, Mos Def, and many more...

GET YOURS.

DC chillin.. PG chillin... my name Wale and I came to get it...
-"Chillin" off of Attention: Deficit

Attention: Deficit by DMV Resider March 21, 2009

Zak Attack 

A sex move similar to a rim job, where the thumb of the left hand is inserted into the anus, while continuing to use the tongue. Not to be confused with a Nak Attack.

Wayne: Kate was so mad at Trent the other night, that she went over to Dexter's room and Zak Attacked him!
Kyle: What, a rim job wasn't enough?

Zak Attack by Kate Nak April 14, 2010

spack attack 

The act of becoming a teacher, picking up minors, buying them alcohol, bringing them to a hotel, and than procede to have sex with them in the shower.

Ms.Spack picked up minors and spack attacked them

spack attack by Rewy2 April 8, 2008

Attempting to be funny and random 

Excessive talk of pie and goat, as well as the other words mentioned in previous definitions. The hobby of pseudo-intellectuals.

Person: What do you think of Iraq

Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think

Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie

Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think


Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random

Attempting to be funny and random by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

Ass Attack Logan 

Also known as the famous Canadian poop eater. Made his first million by selling VHS tapes to Japan on which he ate green and brown shit.

Logan takes that shit.

Ass Attack Logan by Kyo March 21, 2003

Homo Erotic Attention Deficit 

A disorder where the victim suffers mild to acute cases of inattention and distractability when faced with a homo-erotic situation.

Paul's Homo Erotic Attention Deficit (H.E.A.D.) has been acting up again. He can't do his homework and just stares at Eric.

Homo Erotic Attention Deficit by Brian Simmons January 12, 2009

Cracker Attack 

~When a white person battles you in a freestyle

~When a white person attacks or fucks you up.

~Yo I wanna Cracker Attack.

~Imma Cracker Attack you bitch

Cracker Attack by U no who I am Stephanie December 30, 2004