autizmo monkey

Someone who is sped beyond comprehension.

Example 1

Bert: Haa heehaa heehee boogers be yummy ooo mmm mmm mmmm yummy yummy yummy

Connor: Shut the fuck up you stupid ass autizmo monkey.

Example 2

Jake: Yo, there's 3 squads fighting at the congonguous building in the distance, I'ma go rush them

Steve: Ay bro, don't be an autizmo monkey pushing 3 squads.

by Papa Muey December 16, 2022

Toilet monkey

Monkey that’s in the toilet

John Stamos: Yo what that monkey doin in the

toilet

Steve Jobs: oh yeah that’s toilet monkey nigga he stay willin he crazy af

by Sam Gleason October 16, 2019

Monkey Meat

Slang term for a woman’s vagina, due to the fact that it makes her scream “ooh ooh, ah ahh” when stimulated.

“How was your date last night?”
“Oh man, it was great! I got to beat that monkey meat up.”

by DragonaDarling October 18, 2019

Mountain monkey

A derogative/racial slur used against Kurds.

“you seen the news about turkey bombing Kurdistan” “yeah that’s what them mountain monkeys deserve”

by Idfk_bro November 11, 2021

Monkey Butler

when your “friend” likes your boyfriend.

omg erica definitely has a monkey butler for danny

by bbmonkey November 16, 2021

monkey wrench

a dildo or fake penis, cock, johnson, dong, etc. to put in the ass or vagina

bob: my girl would rather use her monkey wrench than be with my dick

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 August 9, 2021

Sour Monkey

When you let body fluids ferment over several years. Then force some random suspect to drink it.

This weekend do you want to sour monkey a hobo?

by that Mitch tho June 5, 2021