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Future Cat 

A (typically male) person that reads every future blog, technology blog, and probably every video game blog. A Future Cat truly believes that one day within the next 10-30 years man will answer to, or actually physically become robotic, as it is the next step in evolution. He believes people will be uploading their brain to a cloud (due to singularity, a concept made somewhat popular in the technology world by Vernor Vinge in 1993 ,and then reiterated by Ray Kurzweil in 2000) that will allow people to virtually live on, even after the Earth is uninhabitable.
Brandon: "Dude, stop working out, in 2025 we will be made out of nanobots. All we have to do is program our bodies to be fresh-to-death through the computer...and they will be."

Kyle: "Yeah, right! You're just a lazy future cat!"
Future Cat by Jailhouse Nancy March 25, 2012
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slumber cat

The one at the party who is sleeping on the couch.
Ben was being a total slumber cat. He slept through the whole fucking party last night.
slumber cat by thisemail July 8, 2012

Bu cat tao

Screw you suck my dick bu cat tao
Bu cat tao by Szhanger December 9, 2016

sparkle cat 

A name given to a person with a shining personality and bubbly persona. Although they may be the centre of attention a sparkle cat is easily distracted and can sway from topic to topic or person to person in a second.
You are such a sparkle cat.

Or

Sparkle cat is here today. Yay!
sparkle cat by LNKN0ne January 30, 2017
A wild creature that has no social life at all and would rather stay in a dark place living off junk and mountain jew whilst playing games all day and night only stopping to look at dank spicy memes on reddit and sleep.
Did you see that sloth cat?
Sloth cat by Not a nazi Ted June 7, 2017

Molly (Cat) 

Molly belongs to Chloe Writer. She doesn't belong to anyone else. Don't listen to Jay. MOLLY ARMY
Molly (Cat) is the best cat alive.
Molly (Cat) by Chloe_Writer December 13, 2017