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Tits up in the rhubarb

Drunk to the point of being unable to stand up.
She drank the entire bottle of vodka. We found her tits up in the rhubarb.
by |REDACTED| May 28, 2021
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Them titties titting

An inspirational quote from a little boy thought to be from another little boy named Yisrael, yet was proven false in a Cut video named "Mom Guesses Which Dirty DM Her Son Sent | Thirst Trapped | Cut" Truly a masterpiece of the english language.
Dave: Yo, did you know someone said them titties titting in a cut video before?
Michael: Yeah! I TOTALLY saw it!
by Stupid Af July 22, 2021
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snakes tits

stazzi "wouldn't mind asking lucy out on a date"
momo " sheesh...you have got more chance of finding a pair of snakes tits than lucy going on a date with you fam!"
by Gollywobble January 3, 2025
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Small Tits

Anything below a C-cup (and some c-cups) are small tits
"I don't have small tits, I wear a 34B!"

"Tiny tits says what?"

"What?"

"I'm a B cup now so they're average"

I know you can still fit in ur training bras girl....
by Embarrassedonlive February 12, 2025
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laughing your tits off

To laugh extremely hard, or to laugh so much.
“James has the funniest jokes! It’ll have you laughing your tits off!”
by AwesomeGuy898 July 14, 2025
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Latent Tits

A hidden set of milk jugs a woman has from birth, which transform from A-Cups to D-Cups over the course of the summer or a random weekend. They appear all of a sudden, as if they've always been there.
Are you wondering where your tits are? Well guess what? Your latent tits have been inside you all along.
by Niger Tits May 24, 2017
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Tits over Toenails

Am imaginary Australian military saying for standing up straight or at attention or in a state of preparedness

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Wake up lads! Tits over Toenails! The major will be here for inspection in 15 minutes.
by Corncakes December 25, 2024
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