That’s life 

Something we say when the shit hits the fan.

John: “Honey, I’m afraid I curbed one of the wheels on our car today. I’m so sorry”.

Toni: “Really? Shit!!!, Well that’s life I guess”.

That’s life by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

sweet titty life 

An expression that is a synonym to “awesome” or “This makes me happy”. Can also be equated to “life is good”.

Friend: I heard we are still going to have that party tomorrow!

You: Sweet titty life!!!

sweet titty life by LeahWould August 23, 2018

Just like in real life 

A sarcastic statement to express the absurdity or irony of a situation

Jump off the cliff and respawn, and it'll put you where you need to go. Just like in real life

Just like in real life by Onandonandomnom October 30, 2018

broken by life 

To be so hurt and disappointed by people or events that happened in your life that you feel like you can't be fixed anymore.

I 've had a few deep disappointments, but I haven't been broken by lifeyet.

broken by life by Gizel_Br November 21, 2018

Hold on for dear life 

A MW2 death screen text. Look it up.

(Game) - Hold on for dear life *black screen*

Hold on for dear life by MeatWeed February 17, 2019

the rectangle of life 

The Smartphone - most people receive and give the important information of their lives through it.

When Ashley's smartphone had broken into bits and she had a panic attack, her great-grandmother told her that she needed to distance herself from the rectangle of life.

the rectangle of life by von groovy March 24, 2019

Sucks at life

Can't do anything right. Spends time getting high on pills and drunk while trying to make funny jokes, which they fail at miserably. Also is a terrible fantasy football player. Tattoos are lame and uninspired.

Jim is such a fucking loser, he sucks at life so bad he only has 1 fantasy football win this year. He also has a faggy tramp stamp tattoo. What a fucking dipshit!

Sucks at life by 4xchamp November 17, 2019