B.B. King 

A mixed drink containing a half pour of Red Bull, half pour of Guinness, two ice cubes and a shot of jagermeister on the side.

"I told that bartender I wanted a B.B. King and he poured the jager straight INTO it! I asked him, what the fuck, dude, did it sound like I ordered a Howlin' Wolf!? I said BEE BEE KING, jackleg!"

B.B. King by jkingfish December 22, 2015

The Weasel King 

Alex Drazdowski.

I am the Weasel King... weeooohhhh!!!

The Weasel King by The S Diddy November 22, 2003

Size King

An individual who prefers penetrating tight orifices and/or being penetrated by small fallaces.

*Comparable to the Size Queen who prefers large fallaces and relaxed orifices.

- Beneath their coat of arms there is a scroll that bears the words: "Size is Relative" (joking)

"Attention swingers, The Size King and Queen are now entertaining couples for the evening"

"Chad feels uncomfortable fucking me when I use a dildo that is bigger than his dick; so not being the Size King is a soft limit of his."

Size King by Prof. Cheeseburger July 9, 2019

Short King 

A coping mechanism for men who sit on or below the average height scale. Usually used in the presence of women in an attempt to prove worthiness, especially when real men are in the vicinity.

Man 1: All the women here won’t even talk to me, 5’ 8” isn’t even short. It’s above average! They don’t respect what it means to be a Short King.

Man 2: (Leaving with a woman) Poor guy over there, he seems to be coming up short all night.

Man 1: You’re only 6ft that’s not even that much taller than me!
Man 2: (Continues to leave and proceeds to laugh in tall)

Short King by TachankaSpankYa February 11, 2022

bb king 

Bare-Back King - A dude who loves to have sex (with any and everyone) without using a condom.

Girl don't mess with him, he's the bb king, you don't know what he got.

bb king by MJ3000 June 5, 2007

Martin Luther King 

The nigga who had a dream

Yo who is your role model

It’s Martin Luther king he a inspirational nigga

Martin Luther King by OSme August 5, 2021

rat king 

A unique arrangement of rodents in which the saying "hotter than two rats screwing in a wool sock" is brought to life. This arrangement occurs when the party moves from a good screwing to a full on rat orgy inside of said wool sock. As the rats continue to fornicate they become tangled and eventually die of heatstroke where they are eternally frozen in their dirty rat orgy sin.

Yo, check out this rat king. Google that shit.

rat king by ebuzzzz November 17, 2015