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Pisswhack 

To slap a stream of urine back and forth with one's flat-palmed hand. Can be a solo or group activity performed by either gender. Generally practised at urinals and public toilets.
"I'll be right back, gotta go take a pisswhack"

"My game was on point that night, I pisswhacked at a rate of 329wpm (whacks per minute)"
"I pisswhacked the shit outta this guy's stream at the urinal last night, his expression was one of liberation"
"Some guy started pisswhacking me at the urinal, the experience has brought me closer to Jesus"
Pisswhack by MuntMaker May 23, 2016
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pissturbate 

Masturbating until you piss all over yourself as an alternative to ejaculating.
I just pissturbated and now I'm covered in my own piss.
pissturbate by urbanspaceman June 18, 2016
Related Words
Afrikaans for pisshead. It gained popularity as an insult due to the release of the novel "the power of one" along with the subsequent movie adaptation.
"Let's piss on the pisskop" *pees on English kid*
Pisskop by TeddyTank July 10, 2016
The act of pissing in a girl's pussy during sexual intercourse.
Art: You should've heard Candy's gasp when I gave her a pissjob last night.
Pissjob by dabmaster101 August 19, 2016

Pisstracted 

When you have to pee, but you are in a conversation with someone and over time you stop really paying attention - because your bladder has highjacked your brain.
The last 20 minutes of that meeting were useless for getting anything accomplished because I was so pisstracted.
Pisstracted by Esserboo July 19, 2017

Pissing Flintstones 

The deep-yellow, almost amber, perhaps even florescent, color of your wee after a night of drinking Red Bull Vodkas (or some other energy drink and Vodka) caused (usually) by the B-vitamins.
Dude, I had way-too many Vodka Red Bulls last night.....I'm pissing flintstones.
Hey, why is the toilet glowing with pee? Sorry, must have been from me pissing flintstones.

pisser juice

Pennsylvania nomenclature for windshield washer fluid
"Yo der bot, you want the rest of this gallon of pisser juice?"
pisser juice by YoDerBot March 7, 2018