Wood Kiss

A complex sex act that require accuracy, precision, and execution. The male pulls out his wang, which has to be chubbed to some degree, and places it on the edge of the vagina. The woman’s beaver then grinds the veiny pork until all foreskin has been removed from the grinding. There may be some spots left, so having some gritty sandpaper may be better. The peen drill should now be skinless and pink, and the woman blows it.

My girl was so wild last night that she gave me the wood kiss, so I had to go the hospital.

by Buttslopper-oo November 19, 2019

National kiss day

The day for girls to kiss guys or guys to kiss girls or really anyone like nobody cares

Yo bro it’s national kiss day go kiss Jess

Alright I got you

Ugh why would you do that

It’s national kiss day lmao

by Sully1223 October 4, 2019

Green Kiss

A green kiss is when a man kisses a girls nostrils until she sneezes into his mouth and he swallows it

Yo i gave my girl the green kiss last night
Why are you telling me this?

by Narrowkaku August 12, 2025

Shit kisses

When your dog drinks out of the toilet then licks your face!

Damn it Lucy get away from me with your shit kisses, nasty ass!

by Miss Green May 9, 2016

Hersey Kiss

When you eat a girls ass and then kiss her with some shit on your lips.

Chris ate Amber's ass then proceeded to Hersey Kiss her. Let's say Amber never spoke to Chris again.

by MattTheFat12345 June 21, 2019

Smoker’s Kiss

When two people who are smoking touch their cigarette tips together and inhale, simulating the sucking of a passionate kiss.

“Lol what if we like smoker’s kissed rn?”
“Haha yeah that would be so funny…”

by djxo October 18, 2025

Vampire Kiss

It's like a French kiss, but where the sun don't shine.

When he said he wanted to give me a vampire kiss, I expected fangs, instead I got my asshole cleaned out.

by RedneckViking September 28, 2021