Definitions by Buttslopper-oo

Wood Kiss 

A complex sex act that require accuracy, precision, and execution. The male pulls out his wang, which has to be chubbed to some degree, and places it on the edge of the vagina. The woman’s beaver then grinds the veiny pork until all foreskin has been removed from the grinding. There may be some spots left, so having some gritty sandpaper may be better. The peen drill should now be skinless and pink, and the woman blows it.

My girl was so wild last night that she gave me the wood kiss, so I had to go the hospital.

Wood Kiss by Buttslopper-oo November 19, 2019

Sea Breacher 

When dumping your excrement out of your anal cavern, you unload a turd so big that some of it pokes out of the toilet water, thus becoming a sea breacher. Usually, a sea breacher causes a major splash.

Jamarcus: I finally took a shit after 3 days.
Kevin: Jeez, how big were your turds?
Jamarcus: Bro, there were at least 4 sea breachers.

Sea Breacher by Buttslopper-oo September 28, 2019

Slop Sucker 

When having sex, one person poops out extremely slimy mucus slop on to the other’s pubic hair. The person who delivered the slop then sucks it out of the other’s pubic hair, thus becoming a slop sucker.

Last night, my bitch became a slop sucker. My pubes are still greasy from that!

Slop Sucker by Buttslopper-oo September 7, 2019

butt grub 

Dirty, dried up slop. Normally caused when butt slop is untreated and gets all dry and crusty. It also will smell really bad, especially when having sexual orientation.

I've got butt grub all up in my butthole, and it's really nasty

butt grub by Buttslopper-oo April 19, 2018