adopted cat

derogatory term for calling a girl who got a new boy friend after she got dumped.
mainly use in Japan.

Greg: i've just got a girl called Naomi last Monday and she was hot!!!.
John: yeah, so? You got yourself an adopted cat, that's all...
Greg: ...fuck you

by SpeedyL June 30, 2011

Future Cat

A (typically male) person that reads every future blog, technology blog, and probably every video game blog. A Future Cat truly believes that one day within the next 10-30 years man will answer to, or actually physically become robotic, as it is the next step in evolution. He believes people will be uploading their brain to a cloud (due to singularity, a concept made somewhat popular in the technology world by Vernor Vinge in 1993 ,and then reiterated by Ray Kurzweil in 2000) that will allow people to virtually live on, even after the Earth is uninhabitable.

Brandon: "Dude, stop working out, in 2025 we will be made out of nanobots. All we have to do is program our bodies to be fresh-to-death through the computer...and they will be."

Kyle: "Yeah, right! You're just a lazy future cat!"

by Jailhouse Nancy March 25, 2012

slumber cat

The one at the party who is sleeping on the couch.

Ben was being a total slumber cat. He slept through the whole fucking party last night.

by thisemail July 8, 2012

Bu cat tao

Suck my dick in vietnamese

Screw you suck my dick bu cat tao

by Szhanger December 9, 2016

sparkle cat

A name given to a person with a shining personality and bubbly persona. Although they may be the centre of attention a sparkle cat is easily distracted and can sway from topic to topic or person to person in a second.

You are such a sparkle cat.

Or

Sparkle cat is here today. Yay!

by LNKN0ne January 30, 2017

Sloth cat

A wild creature that has no social life at all and would rather stay in a dark place living off junk and mountain jew whilst playing games all day and night only stopping to look at dank spicy memes on reddit and sleep.

Did you see that sloth cat?

by Not a nazi Ted June 7, 2017

Molly (Cat)

Molly belongs to Chloe Writer. She doesn't belong to anyone else. Don't listen to Jay. MOLLY ARMY

Molly (Cat) is the best cat alive.

by Chloe_Writer December 13, 2017