Skyrim Job 

The act of having a girl put her legs behind her head like a normal rim job, then lifting her in the air above you and eating out her ass.

She lost her fear of heights after I gave her a good skyrim job.

Skyrim Job by Kewl Munky June 1, 2012

skyrim job 

the act of licking one's finger and rubbing it along the edge of the cartilage of someone's ear. cooler than a wet willie.

I gave that bitch a skyrim job!

skyrim job by Back Door Sloot October 6, 2012

Noolf Job 

To Receive sexual favors of all kinds except vaginal or anal penetration

That bitch was such a tease that all i got was a Noolf Job

Noolf Job by Fuckin Omar October 6, 2012

Brag Job 

A contractor takes Which is to big for his business to handle. Typically looses his shirt.

Johns company won a huge job and they couldn't handle it. That is why they are no longer in business. For him at first it was a brag job.

Brag Job by Steve6385 December 10, 2012

Handshake Job

When someone is smiling in your face and planning on stabbing you in the back. Usually in business

The used car dealer seemed like an honest guy, but after my car broke down I realized it was just a handshake job.

Handshake Job by Snuffelgus February 9, 2013

Scab Job 

The act of reviving a hand job from a girl whose hands are covered in scabs

I love the feeling of her scabs as they stroke my penis. That scab job was amazing...SCABS!!!!

Scab Job by Sir Swag March 21, 2013

Cooney Job 

A comical failure to stimulate the female enetalia in behalf of the male. It is characterised by lightly tapping the front of the vagina in a harmless manner lacking real force or penetration.

Guy 1:"That guy just got slapped in that face by that girl" Guy 2:"Yeah, she was asleep and tried to give her a cooney job so she laughed and slapped him at the same time"

Cooney Job by pps123234 May 2, 2013