When you hit that good good so hard, a little bit of pee comes out. You don't feel it immediately because you're sitting down, but when you stand up that shit hits you so hard you fall and hit your head straight on the counter and shart. Common side effects are hillusinations, munchies, and loss of consciousness.

If you take the biggest hit of your life, you will most likely wake up in the morning with shit in your pants and no recollection of the previous night.

biggest hit of your life by His_Dudelyness June 2, 2015

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End-Stage Life

When a patient has severe chronic severe diseases affecting every organ system and is progressing despite maximum medical therapy to the point where the severity of the side-effects of their medical therapies are approaching that of their multiple medical comorbidities.

Q: Did you finish his HPI?

A: His chief complaint is End-Stage Life; hospice is seeing him first.

End-Stage Life by Dr Urich June 6, 2015

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the meaning of life

For a man, the meaning of life is to bust your nut into as many asses as possible.

For a woman, the meaning of life is to find the best nut you can and put it into your ass.

I have achieved the meaning of life.
-Don Juan

I have failed to achieve the meaning of life.
-Oprah Winfrey

the meaning of life by Babby April 19, 2016

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EMP your life support

EMP a electromagnetic pulse disables electrical systems by spreading particles in the air such as electrons etc

EMP life support means disabling life support on someone therefore killing them

EMP your life support

EMP your nanna's life support
i wish i could EMP the people in that hospital
-- feel free to make your own quotes aswell ;) --

EMP your life support by annonymous 1223 XD June 17, 2016

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