quick-e

A quick email.

I know you're busy, so just send me a quick-e asap and let me know if you'll be at the meeting.

by prtkkert November 15, 2009

e-midge

Meaning a small or short emo.
e- (emo) midge

for example a 10th grader may be allowed to call a emo 7th grader an e-midge cuz the 7th grader is smaller in height

guy 1 (17): DAYUM! look at that 14 year old.. SUCH AN E-MIDGE!

girl 2 (16): OMGAWD your right!

by Suicidal_Muffin June 29, 2009

E-Therapy

What one resorts to when they cannot afford real therapy.

Person One: "I need serious help, but I cant afford it."

Person Two: "Dude, just go to an online forum and list your problems, E-Therapy is the way to go!"

by captainbreeze May 18, 2009

e-sage

a back massage received while rolling

That blonde girl gave me an e-sage last night, I almost came it felt so good.

by ASTAR191919 May 19, 2009

e-holla

An brief electronic shout-out to a friend or family member when one is time-challenged - in order to at least touch base. From electronic + holla. Similar in its construction to e-mail (electronic + mail). An e-holla might also be considered a quick response to e-mail or other form of electronic communication. See holla-back.

I hadn't seen my sister for a while so I texted her a little e-holla on my way to the airport.

by maximo hudson June 11, 2009

Bill-e-Bob Brown

When a man continues to take it up the ass so long, he suffers from rectal bleeding and fecal discharge.

Even though Bill was diagnosed with Bill-e-Bob Brown disease, his love for Bob kept him from saying no.

by Sumayabizness April 25, 2008

e-shame

E-shame is the feeling you have when you know you just cybered with someone you are like..98% sure is a man and/or the ugliest bitch ever, coupled with the fact that you enjoyed it and will be back for more later tonight.

As Roberto cleaned the last from between his fingers and discarded the used napkin from McDonalds, his e-shame swelled and his head reeled. 'Why does she always call me buddy?' he wondered..

*bleroop* 'Feelin good now?' came the next IM
*bleroop* 'all cleaned up hopefully'
*bleraap* 'you know it' he pinged back'
*bleroop* 'so you gonna b bak ltr?'

he paused..wtf..e-shame was ruining his afterglow

*bleraap* 'you know it girlfriend'
*bleroop* ';-P sweet. l8r buddy'

he leaned back in his chair and breathed out, 'goddamnit..'

by gravitybomb May 16, 2008