When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.
by DallasWithTheWhiteHair June 8, 2021

The scared, panicky feeling you get when you see poop on your dick after having anal sex with someone.
Person 1: How was your fist time having anal sex?
Person 2: It was great, until I pulled out and I got the Peanut Butter Panic
Person 2: It was great, until I pulled out and I got the Peanut Butter Panic
by deltabeta April 4, 2021

When a female goes to suck a males penis, and accidentally hits her forehead with his penis, missing her mouth.
by smitjor2 September 14, 2015

by Just the letter j April 11, 2018

by HarryBrownie02 September 26, 2023

A plethora of belongings, scattered about a residence in such a way that it is nearly impossible to find the item you were searching for.
by TrippinPimp420 April 3, 2021

When in the back country for a long time and your poop turns gold, and looks similar to a peanut butter whirlwind.
by pbwhirl November 21, 2020
