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meat in a bag

meat in a bag is dried meat, often beef jerky, put in a plastic ziplock bag and eaten by a 14 year old girl. meat in a bag can be also thrown in a bush.
1. "hey guys i have meat in a bag today."
2. 'hey can have some meat in a bag?"
3. "you are meat in a bag."
by louseinbag May 11, 2021
mugGet the meat in a bagmug.

Meat Man Miller

A grown man who works in the shop and save deli just to support his sorry excuse for a family. He will have a son who bitches and complains about any ailment on the United States. His daughter will like colored folk, especially those who are unemployed since this trait runs in the family. This man will also eventually quit his job and choose to live in poverty.
Customer: Can I please have 2 pounds of jumbo

Meat Man Miller: Take whatever you'd like I hate my job and my family. My daughter likes colored folk and my son basically has a vagina. Poverty is the life for me.
by User2017 March 22, 2017
mugGet the Meat Man Millermug.

meat mixer

A social event consisting mostly of guys.
Danny’s party sucked, it was just a meat mixer.
by Willy McD November 27, 2020
mugGet the meat mixermug.

Meat Queef

When a woman's vagina suddenly discharges air while she is having a particularly chunky period, or perhaps a miscarriage.
"Dude, I was about to go down on Becka last night when she let out a meat queef."
by DrBruz October 27, 2025
mugGet the Meat Queefmug.

Thumpin on his meat

Beating your girlfriend and or wife.
Drish: Hey where has Tom been
Robably: He went to jail for thumpin on his meat. I called the cops so she didn't end up hurt too bad.
Drish: Oh no! I hope she is ok.
by anonymous April 27, 2023
mugGet the Thumpin on his meatmug.

Meat Sock

Uncircumcised penis used to keep meats warm when grilling
Matt asks Adam to borrow his meat sock for his beer brat so he can eat it after their hike.
by RahhB June 30, 2017
mugGet the Meat Sockmug.

toilet seat meat

The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit
by Assassin4151 January 13, 2021
mugGet the toilet seat meatmug.

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