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cheeseboat 

1. to engage in coitus with a mammal outside of the human species

2. to perform an act of bestiality
I was especially horny, the dog was in heat, so I cheeseboated the hell out of that pup.
cheeseboat by ItsJester April 25, 2006

Cheese Queen 

Slang for a Gay Man who favors Uncut Cock. (referring to the fact that if not cleaned, the uncut member produces a cheese like residue known as "Smegma"
He is a total "Cheese Queen".

Cheese Baller 

An overconfident basketball or dodgeball player, usually tall, and male. A group of Cheese Ballers will typically be given a nick name by the leader of the group.

i.e. The Big Cheese, Swiss Cheese, Stinky Cheese, Nacho Cheese etc.
The Cheese Ballers killed it at the basketball game against their rival team! at least they had The Big Cheese and Wolf Cheese to keep up the pace.
Cheese Baller by Candykhite1 December 3, 2010
clickety clank clack of glasses in union, most commonly to refer to beer mugs raised in celebration
1) William Gilliam heard the score over the noise of, 31-25, the Packers had outlasted the Steelers and the trophy was won. He spilt nearly half of his Budweiser when he cheersed his glass with Pat's
2) Carl Meyer heard the news that the revolution had caused the abdication of Gaddafi and the instatement of a democracy. In his elation he cheersed milk glasses with his father over the dinner table!
3) Matthew Domino Trudeau wasn't sure if anyone had used the word cheersed before, and in the end he missed out on an interesting example. he doesn't believe in magic!
4) David Stanbery was sitting in his burrow in Hobbiton, drinking finely brewed mead with his dwarf friends when he heard that Frodo had returned safely from his quest. he cheersed with all of them in sprightly delight
5) I was walking down the road one day and Mike Myra popped up out of nowhere... he muttered unintelligibly, "fdfd gubble dibble pub crawl shibble womp" and smacked me across the face lovingly. he forced a silver cup he apparently stole from an Irish Pub called "Sullivan's" (as was etched on the side) and poured a glass of whiskey, he then cheersed me with his knuckle and drank an imaginary one while I sipped down what he'd given to me. we burped in unison and he was off on his merry way, conspicuously peeing himself as he strode along.
cheersed by patthecat April 24, 2011

Cheese Omelettes 

Flat looking breasts, that sag two to three inches.
John: Karen sent me a photo of her breasts last night.

Richard: Are they nice?

John: Three words. Flat and saggy.

Richard: Don't sound like breasts to me. Those are cheese omelettes.
Cheese Omelettes by (S3S)Qu@TCh April 29, 2011

Cheesecake 

Popular southern expression for cocaine used predominately in text messages to avoid suspicion from partners or authorities
Damn it, would LOVE a slice of cheesecake right now

Hey, how much for half a cheesecake?
Cheesecake by Hastings Pip January 24, 2019