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Forrest Trump

Whimsical character who pretends to be a war hero, runs long distances, and says cute things like "life is like a box of chocolates" - except in real life is a draft dodger, can't run at all cuz he's a fat fuck, and says embarrassing words like "bigly".
"Did you ever see that movie Forrest Trump?"

"Why would I watch a movie about a racist fat orange bastard who dodged the draft with fake bunyons and keeps saying stupid shit like 'bigly'? I can see that asswipe on Fox news whenever I want."

Barron trump 

Fag 1: Dude did you here that Barron Trump hates gays
Fag 2: Crazy bro. Just like his uncle, donald trump
Barron trump by laptrogadiw-jfwad September 16, 2020

Donald J Trump 

An underrated president who's said to be racist, homophobic, and sexist when in reality he isn't any of those
2020 Donald J Trump for President
Donald J Trump by Hank Sauri October 27, 2020

donald trump 

proof that a living specimen of pure idiot can be elected as president

"we will build a 'uuge wall, because i like walls and the mexicans will pay for it"
"latinos are bad bad homres and will seduce your children with rapist tacos"
"i like to make a fart noise everytime hillary speaks because shes a fat pig"
"melania? oh shes a nice piece of ass"
"obama's complexion is not really to my taste; i prefer a orangey hue myself"
"america is in a hell of a toupée, i can fix it"

in other words 2016 is not going too well, brexit is ruining britain, but to be fair america does have the trump card ...
tom- remember the times of brexit...

rob-yea those were dark times when donald trump, boris johnson and voldemort ruled the world

tom- thankgod we have harry potter
donald trump by anonymous November 11, 2016

dump trump

a series in which we dump donald jenius trump
"we shall dump trump together as a nation"
dump trump by busterbitch December 1, 2020