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Morning Boner Mangina Pissing 

MBMP, MBMPing or Morning Boner Mangina Pissing is the only alternative to attempting to piss with morning boner and subsequently pissing all over the walls and floor of your bathroom. It is a simple technique, unconventional, but highly effective, wherein you stand with your ass facing the toilet, take your four fingers with your thumb extended upwards at a 90 degree angle, and fold your dick back between your legs as if to create a mangina.

Then, bending over and looking between your legs at the toilet behind you to ensure you do not miss the bowl, you proceed to piss, firmly holding your morning boner in place to prevent it from springing up and wreaking havoc.

Using this technique will allow you to avoid pissing in the shower or having to painfull force your boner downwards
Example #1:

Steve (to Bill): I can't stay over at my girlfriend's house anymore man
Bill: why not?
Steve: her mom caught me morning boner mangina pissing last time and now thinks I'm some sort of queer.
Bill: she obviously doens't know anything about dealing with a rock solid, red hot morning boner.
Steve and Bill: (yelling together) Morning Boner Mangina Pissing!
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Pissboner 

n. When a male acquires a penile erection, usually only maximizing at 75%, due to the need to urinate. Sometimes also referred to as peacock.
Girl - Eww, he's got a chub!!!

Guy - Don't flatter yourself hun, it's just a pissboner.
Pissboner by djdurdy September 20, 2009

Pisswrecked

Australian slang; defines heavy intoxication through alcohol consumption. Other descriptions could be wreckless, pissed, drunken, wrecked, smashed, fucked. Find someone pisswrecked at a piss-up. Typically characterised by staggering around, slurred words...etc.
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Me: "Yeah I got well pisswrecked!"
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pisster than hell 

Being or becoming extremly mad or angry.
He's makin me pister than hell

pissed-offedness 

A ratio of being pissed off and being offended at any given time: A measurement of the anger you feel toward people, things, or events at a specific moment.
1. "My pissed-offedness cranked up after the waiter came outside to say we didn't tip him."

2. "It gave me a feeling of pissed-offedness."

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Pissonpatty Drunk 

The highest level of inebriation a person can reach without slipping into a coma
Last Saint Patrick's day I was so drunk that I pissed on someone in the bar. I was pissonpatty drunk.
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