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A Duncan Moment

To make a big deal out of anything that seems pointless or irrelevant, to have a major interest in Rangas, Red Fanta and anything red. To have a large majority of your life dedicated to Xbox Live, to have a fictional girlfriend from a different state or country and using that as an excuse for why the you have no local girlfriend but everyone knows you like a certain individual. To have and interest in a stupid dance called: Jump-style and like a music genre called Hard-style, To be extremely confident that they are the best in the world at Halo on Xbox Live. And Lastly, to hate nearly everyone and everything (besides Halo, Hard-style and Jump-style).
Harry: So, hey wanna play some Xbox?
George: Okay
Harry: Oh wait, no you can't play.
George: Okay
Harry: Wanna know why?
George: No
Harry: Cause your a shit friend.
George: *walks away* someone's having a 'Duncan Moment'

Bob: Yeah so I have these to lesbian girlfriends from Victoria, I had a threesome with them last weekend.
Charlie: cool, could I meet them?
Bob: nope
Charlie: has anyone met them?
Bob: umm, yeah? my mum, when I took them over to my house.
Sharon: okay Bobby are you ready to come home now?
Bob: okay mum.
Charlie: excuse me Bob's mum, has Bob ever had two or 'any' girls 'that' are his friends over at your house?
Sharon: ha oh no, ha never. the only two girls that he has at our house are our dogs.
Bob: Mmmmuuuuummmm!!!!!!!!
Charlie: *looks at Bob in disgust* now that's what i call a Duncan-moment.

Howard: Man, Josh has it all. his dad's famous, he's rich, he has nice parents, a nice house. anything you could ever wish for. But he's so attention seeking, he has to make up problems just so he can feel sad and when an actual problem occurs he goes skits.
John: What a cunt.. that's what I call a Duncan moment.
by Jerry the horny rat October 27, 2011
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dan moment

a moment in time when you get a boner in school infront of your teacher who doesn't care about ur muscles and also you're into kids
that's a real dan moment
by anonymous February 28, 2024
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Seoul Moment

1. A moment of congestion of buses on a bus-only lane (=Brisbane Moment)
2. Through-running different modes of rail transit (e.g. through-running a high-speed train to a metro line)
They are going to run KTX on that metro line? What a Seoul Moment.
by lagcom2000 May 12, 2023
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bathtub moments

When you read a sexy book in the tub and engage in some sweet solo action due to the books saucy words.
Jill is always enjoying some bathtub moments while rereading Fifty Shades Of Grey.

We ran out of hot water again bc Kevin and his bathtub moments… but at least we aren’t out of Kleenex again!
by Karen #4 June 2, 2022
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Miță moment

A phrase that can be used is a wide array of circumstances, but it is used best as a consequence for when somebody is doing things like simping, being gay, or just a dumb nigga.
Emil: Look at that guy man, ever since he's talking to that girl he forgot about his homies...
Nut: That's a Miță moment right there man...
by Erdos Daniel November 24, 2021
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Disel Moment

When a person with normal IQ levels experiences a brief moment of mental retardation. The term was "coined" in New York.
Fake ticket scalper: This offer will only stand for the next 60 seconds...

Tracy: But they are only $5!! The guy even TOLD me they aren't fake, etc. etc. etc.

Me: What the HELL is wrong with him?

You: Don't worry hes just having a disel moment.
by Tricky Ricky Williams May 26, 2009
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Jed Moment

A whimsical or anomalous event consisting of an awkward silence or facepalm followed by stating "Jed Moment"
"Why does he look like le bingus?"

"Jed Moment"
by Beaj the man June 30, 2024
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