Coochie King 

The king of coochie😫 otherwise known as Matt

Matt is the literal coochie king

Coochie King by Matt boell May 27, 2021

The Console King 

The name bestowed to the greatest video game player of all time by the Gods themselves! Sometimes shortened to "TCK" or just "The King". The only known recipient of the title was Mathew Leonard of England, who has had his title challenged on numerous occasions, only for them to be beat down.

Mere mortal 1 - (To TCK) "Hey, wanna game of Goldeneye 64"
Mere mortal 2 - "You can't challenge him.... He's The Console King!"

The Console King by The Console King December 26, 2008

hailing to the king

Doing something epic in the classiest form possible

"man, im hailing to the king on your mom."

hailing to the king by To kick mickeys ass December 14, 2013

Joshua 17:3 King James Version 

But Zelophead, The son of Hepher, The son of Gilead, the son of Machir, the son of Manasseh, had no sons, but daughters: and these are the names of his daughters, Mahlah, and Noah, Hoglah, Milcah, And Tirzah.

Bro, Noah, in ancient biblical times Noah was a girls name, according to Joshua 17:3 King James Version

Joshua 17:3 King James Version by Kids are just fleshlights October 19, 2021

Bald Rat king 

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Bald Rat king by DINO REEEEEEEEEEEEEE July 24, 2022

blunt king

The master of rolling blunts. A.K.A. Mitty (Joeslo's friend)

Mitty is a blunt king, he rolls a blunt perfect every time.

blunt king by TK D-Unit June 12, 2008

mole king 

the person who smokes tobacco and weed mixed together the most.

dude clark is definitely the mole king!!!

mole king by yltfosooskaeps May 22, 2009