Pulled a John C. Mayer 

Tricking Google's SEO algorithm so you show up on page one for a somewhat tricky random target.

Aunt Becky pulled a John C. Mayer, and now her blog is #2 when you Google him!

Pulled a John C. Mayer by bellanottbelle September 16, 2010

Sheriff John Bunnell 

Has the whitest teeth known to man.

"I'm sheriff John Bunnell."

Sheriff John Bunnell by Monkeyseat December 28, 2004

Prank him, john

Someone you want to get pranked by.

The fictional character, John, is known for notoriously pranking sleeping victims by giving them rough anal.

Person A: "Prank him, John!"
John: "You already know."
John: *pranks victim by delivering rough anal sex*

Prank him, john by leonsimpkennedy December 11, 2021

Pulling a St John 

When you hang out with people so you can get smoked out, then randomly ditch them using a lame excuse like "my parents want me home now."

guy 1: Hey man I gotta go feed my dog now, I'll catch you later.

guy 2: Man your lying, now that you smoked your just leaving, your "Pulling a St John" bro.

Pulling a St John by C4LV4R3$1 January 9, 2011

She John 

(noun)

A term that refers to a man whore's cliental.

Ho 1: Man that she john was a loose ass mo fo

Ho 2: For sure.

She John by Dr. Bacon July 24, 2010

Sticky John 

When a man loves a woman/man/half-woman-half-man/lamp, and they're in a committed relationship built upon trust and a mutual confusion of Asian culture, and he wants to express his love for her/him/shim/lamp, he has doggy-style sex with her, and then pulls out and ejaculates all over her/his/heris/lamp's back and sticks an object to it such as a paper plate, a muffin, or a small foreign kid.

Howdy friend, I just Sticky Johnned a ping-pong paddle to your mother last night.

Sticky John by DCDS Lacrosse October 18, 2004

st. john xxiii college prep 

St. John is the true definition of hell. A Catholic high school located in Katy, Texas where students are separated into 5 cults and forced to compete against each other. Known as the crustiest school in the area, St. John excels at zero sports and contains strictly hoes and religious girls, nothing in between.

"Hear St. John xxiii college prep went 2-8 this season, thank god they're improving"

st. john xxiii college prep by Tim Jaureguido March 9, 2017