Penis Era 

An extended period of time in which you go feral

Leon is in his Penis Era! Ignore him!

Penis Era by Hank Asmr December 15, 2022

penis sauce 

ketchup on a penis

"i ate penis sauce last night"

penis sauce by BoredDiction December 18, 2022

Penis Derby 

When a group of buddies get together and pair up. One jerks the other off until he cums. First to come wins the race!

I can’t wait for the penis derby this year. I love being gay with my friends!

Penis Derby by Jared Softturds December 24, 2022

penis ha 

it is
it is the penis ha ha of the penis

guy 1: penis ha

guy 2: peni

penis ha by cool cat 13 January 6, 2023

penis tote

A girthy bag carried by women in UGGs covered in fallic shapes. No one knows why, but scientists search for the answer.

Don't make fun of my awesome Penis Tote

penis tote by Stormsurge 420 January 17, 2023

Penis Smith 

A person who's middle and last name also corresponds to his craft.

That one P. Smith has been penis smithing that spreadsheet pretty hard all week.

Penis Smith by Brink Soul Skater January 24, 2023

PENIS PIERCE 

A PENIS PIERCE is the result of making a hole with a sharp or otherwise instrument such as a knife in a male humanoid's penis; regardless of choice or willingness.

Dick Johnson was naked when he was sharpening his knife and accidentally dropped it in his lap resulting in a Penis Pierce.

PENIS PIERCE by Dr. Real Nasty February 9, 2023