dick tats

Breasts with very long nipples.

"The majority of men fed with dick tats as infants are said to grow to be homosexuals."
"Feeding my baby why my dick tats taught them how to use straws at the same time."

by Le Douche Bag January 23, 2008

manslaughter dick

Put a hit of lsd on the end of a condom just before insertion.

I asked her if I could fuck her brains out using the manslaughter dick

by ron smith August 28, 2005

jib dick

when your penis becomes impotent temporarily. usually from use of amphetamines.

"u smoke any more of that bitch and ur gonna get some wicked jib dick"

by johnnyk April 27, 2005

Dolphin Dick

When your pee hole is on top of your wiener like a dolphin's blowhole.

Bruh, I think I have Dolphin Dick.

by Mikes x Hellen Keller March 19, 2019

dick tickler

Slang for a person's fingers.

Tom and Ben work in an industrial setting.
Ben: Which rivets need to be removed?
Tom: Run your dick ticklers along the surface... the ones that aren't flush need to be done again.

by Ben354 June 23, 2007

whiskey-dick

Occurs after a night of heavy drinking when a male cannot feel his penis during sexual activity resulting in long periods of sex, sometimes so long the penis goes limp.

I had sex for 3 hours the other night when I was hammered but nothing happened because I had whiskey-dick and couldn't feel anything.

by bamf!crew November 27, 2007

dick cheese

a.k.a. smegma. forms under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis when it has not been cleaned regularly. It is essentially dead/molting skin resulting from the foreskin keeping the glans penis moist.

I was going down on him and when I pulled back his foreskin the head of his cock was caked with dick cheese

by RussNyc September 9, 2006