still a better love story than twilight

When connections between two objects, an individual or an object, or even two individuals are paired. And regardless of the lack of romance, it presents a better love story than the story from Twilight. Objects could be toothpaste and toothbrush, car and person, toilet paper and shit, dustpan and brush...and many more

Ex 1
-Look at John and how he obsessed he is with his car..
-So, it is still a better love story than twilight
Ex 2
-You paid a prostitute to have sex with you?
-still a better love story than twilight

still a better love story than twilight by donthate123 April 27, 2014

buttery mando 

this act should be performed during foreplay.

A buttery mando is when a person with high strung calves rubs butter over their leg then has their girlfriend lick it off.

oi bro, whys your leg all red?

i had my bitch doing the buttery mando all night.

Fuck yeah

buttery mando by the smelly jew August 31, 2010

star butterfly 

A weird ass princess from another dimension who will have babies with Marco Diaz in 2026.

"Marco, Do you know star butterfly?"

"Oh yeah, you mean my future wife?"

star butterfly by StarcoStory / Instagram March 4, 2017

Better than a dirty spatula

A phrase indicating that an item isn't the best thing in the world, but it's far from the worst thing offered.

"That set of mismatched socks isn't my favorite, but it's still better than a dirty spatula."

Better than a dirty spatula by Wzrdpnda December 11, 2022

Asa Butterfield 

Young British actor that stars in Hugo and The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas. He loves electronic music and has a reputation for turning half the older girls on tumblr into paedophiles. He is also noted for his gorgeous blue eyes and is often considered a more attractive Elijah Wood because of it, he has also been used as a young Benedict Cumberbatch. His name is pronounced A-SUH NOT AH-SAH.

girls: Oh my gosh Asa Butterfield.....HIS EYES!! I'M GOING TO DIE!!!

Asa Butterfield by isarobot September 9, 2012

To Pimp a Butterfly 

The best hip-hop album EVER, and probably one of the best albums of all time.

To Pimp a Butterfly is GOAT, enough said.

To Pimp a Butterfly by TPAB April 29, 2015

Wisconsin Butterfly 

When a guy packs his semen into his own nose and then sneezes it onto the breasts of his partner.

I saw a guy in the Steak N Shake bathroom giving this chick a Wisconsin Butterfly. It got everywhere.

Wisconsin Butterfly by viceroy of pickles July 3, 2014