Flipping The Lightswitch

When you repeatedly flick a woman's clitoris, similar to the action of flipping a light switch.

"It's pretty dark in here, mind flipping the lightswitch?"

by Hydro pumper September 6, 2015

Mickey Mouse Lights

The blue lights on top of a police car that stay on and do not flash.

That cop didn't light me up but he came up on me with his Mickey Mouse Lights on.

by LSUBeast December 12, 2015

Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

Gems and Light

The unrealistic recipe for Dead Rising 2's Lightsaber ripoff.

To be more specific,gems and a flashlight.

Gems and light make wonderful patterns on the ceiling.

by OmegaSoul February 4, 2017

Triangle of light

Where thighs and hips meet in a toned body and an upside down triangle forms. One should be able to see through the space for a true Triangle.

I've been doing squats for weeks trying to get the Triangle of Light to appear

by MasqueradeJelly January 17, 2017

Mississippi street light

A burning cross

Steve woke up to find a Mississippi street light on his lawn.

by PollosHermanos April 7, 2017

Rhode Island Lighthouse Douse

It's when you soak your penis in rum, and then light your rum soaked penis on fire. Then you use another mans butt hole to put the flame out.

For $15; Could I interest you in a Rhode Island Lighthouse douse?

by Salmonellachecked April 20, 2017