Zooted

To be fucked up, or to fuck up.

“Dude your so crossed are you ok?”
“Man I’m so Zooted right now, I don’t even know.”

by clinicaly gay January 29, 2019

Zooked

That's crazy, that's wild

Yo this math homework is zooked dawg.

by HZ23 August 22, 2019

Zooted

Way beyond being Under the influence of marijuana

“Bro im so zooted rn”

by Kimbo727 October 16, 2019

Zooted

High on most likely weed
a funnier way to say high

Harry Styles was zooted you could tell because his pupils were large

by Directionergoncrazy September 3, 2020

zootedw

has massive penis

girl: zootedw?
*gets cock slapped*
zootedw: sorry didn’t see you there 😎

by Yacob Yaceves October 27, 2020

Zoomer

Someone intensely tied to the Zoom platform, often students who have no say in the technology used to put classrooms online.

Mom: Hey Danny come to the kitchen it's time for lunch!
Danny: I can't, I'm in class over Zoom .
Mom: Okay Zoomer. Come get your lunch when you're done. Back in my day, we used to get lunch from the school and eat it in the cafeteria.
Danny: Ok Boomer.

by Another_Guy April 4, 2021

zooter

A person smoking a phat zoot, is a zooter.

Hey look at that zooter, blazing a way.. It's a zooter life

by Herbies trismegistas June 22, 2021